What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Pea Soup Jokes More Pea Soup Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !