What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

Capitalism Jokes More Capitalism Jokes

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism