What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

Capitalism Jokes More Capitalism Jokes

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism