What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.