Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Capitalism Jokes More Capitalism Jokes

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.