Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

Capitalism Jokes More Capitalism Jokes

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism