When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.