What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....