What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception