What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.