What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.