Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.