Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

What do you call 12 enchiladas?

A footilada!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday