What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said