What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What would you say is your biggest flaw?

i step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no