What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.