What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.