What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste