What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.