What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.