What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?

Because they have no soul

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.