What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator