What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.