What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!