Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

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What's Charlie Sheens middle name?

Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!