Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid