What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.