What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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A cuck has a girlfriend.

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They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

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That's inappropriate.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.