What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years