Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.