Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?

Nothing, You already told her twice.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "