Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.