What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

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Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.