What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.