What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

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What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!