What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS