What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

New Car Jokes More New Car Jokes

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.