What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What is true and false at the same time?

This

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

New Car Jokes More New Car Jokes

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.