Easy Way Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

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What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!