Somali Jokes

What's the fastest bird in the world?

The Somali chicken!

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Who's the fastest cyclist in the world?

Chris Vroom

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

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How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.