What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..