What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

What do you call a routed Greek army?

A Failanx

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.