What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Louisiana Jokes More Louisiana Jokes

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence