What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

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How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.