What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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Take highwhey.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

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Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife