Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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Whats the incredible hulks favourite drink?

Incredible mulk

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Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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It depends on the flight delays.

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Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.