Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

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What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.