Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.