Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

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What do you call a box with a treasure location?

a xbox.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.