None, he lets the knives do the work
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Now I've got to cut you.
A knife has a point
To sharpen the knife
With a knife!
So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?
A chopstick!
You need a knife to get in the box.
A Knife
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
So he can cut corners.
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Nothing, she knew what was coming...
Though his chest with a knife
You want a piece of me !
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
The 'K'
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
The knife was really dull
A knife.
Cutting edge technology.
While I stroked his thigh with a knife.
P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
Ceasar
The knife has a point.
To cut the corners!
An erection and a place to put it.
Me: A sword is harder to hide.
Because they both looked sharp!
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
Knives
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
A: a $20 bill
DU-WHY !
In car, serrated
For public transportation.
When it begins to bark.
My credit card bill.
Pull out
Cause I stepped on it.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
My erection.
A barbecue
No potatoes.
An amputater
They both love stoning women.
Piece of cake.
