How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.