How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread