How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

Gluten Jokes More Gluten Jokes

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.