Ruin Jokes

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

How do you ruin someones peaceful thoughts?

Puppymonkeybaby

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What does a tornado and a black person have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!

What is an archaeologist ?

Someone who's career is in ruins !

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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