What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!