What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

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What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.