What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.