Stripper Jokes

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!

What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper

What do you call it when a stripper does charity work?

Pro work

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod?

Electrifying entertainment.

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What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

What do you call a bachelor party without strippers?

A: (sorry if this is the wrong forum)

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

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