What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

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How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!