What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!