What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged. )

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!