Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin