What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)