What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.