What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.