Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Fifa Jokes More Fifa Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

Sepp Blatter Jokes More Sepp Blatter Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Resign Jokes More Resign Jokes

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.