What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything