You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Canteloupe
Mutated
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Decomposing.
The punchline
The punchline was too long
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
He feinted. (Sorry)