What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.