What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...