What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...