What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.