What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

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What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.