What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan