What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do?

A hypokrout.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Footballer Jokes More Footballer Jokes

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!