What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a group of blind German kids?

Not-sees

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

Footballer Jokes More Footballer Jokes

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?

Both do hat tricks !

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!