What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Footballer Jokes More Footballer Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.